Watch Al Schlong work his magic here:

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 Remember Al Schlong is available for birthdays, holidays or just because...

Last night I got my sweaty paws on the Al Schlong T-shirts!  THANK YOU toimpgrrl  who provided the initial image, Sorcha for input, Lady Jane for design/production and my bank account for allowing itself to be CLEANED OUT!

They are so hot and sexy and sparkle like Edward in some sunlight!  There are only 30 of these custom made babies in THE WHOLE WORLD!  ( Read more... )

I do the dive summersault entry!

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Somehow Al Schlong is going to embody masculine water to this song at the priestess convergance.  Al has to perform another song too but doesn't know how to make himself priestess speed.

Al has his very own myspace page!  And it is PIMPED to the hilt if I do say so myself.  Now Asha's profile needs a little work....

Check it out!  You know you wanna be friends with Al!!!

www.myspace.com/alschlong

still taking suggestions....

I must admit that one of my fav acts of MondoHomo was Team Gina.  They are AMAZING and have a new video out.

Hit it here to see:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JfQ_ptzFv7M

If only Al could have been in Seattle for the taping....